07\01\2007

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06\24\2007

Crumpets durring the victorian age was quite different - everyone was much more polite, even too the crumpet... but seeing a woman's ankle was considered a penalty.

Confused by the decision to not use Smiley, Dan instinctively went after the closest smiling face instead.

The crumpet disciples bear witness as Ryan ascends into heaven.

Heather takes a 5-foot-step and casts a Quickened Shield-From-Crumpet spell as a Free Action.

Mel attempts to do her 'robot dance' defense technique.

This picture is blurry because the camera-man was flinching worse than Mel.

As part of a new outreach program, we tried teaching the mentally retarded to play Crumpets. The results were less than interesting.

The crumpet melded with Justin's mind and told him to keep the bad men away at all costs.

His tactic of using his massive guns to distract female crumpeters usually worked, but Laura was wearing those Dude Blocker sunglasses.

The score for the "Brad and Eric acrobatics with crumpet sticks" routine:
9.6; 7.4; 6.0; 8.3; 9.9; 10.0

Eric found it very difficult to play without touching the ground.

As if he needed any more gravitational pull over his own sport, inventor Robbie Overton decided to go and get his own moon.

In an attempt to keep Patrick at bay, Justin starts his can-can, directed at the bulls-eye.

Heather scrunches her face in dismay as it seems that nobody else is going to make a caption for this picture.

Man, i didn't know i needed a junk guard for crumpets

Let's all play Suduku on Robbie's shirt!

Robbie: Yes.
Brad: Agreed.
Justin (YELLING) Hey Guys!!! Are you guys comparing beards? I wanna play!

Both Mel and Heather were surprised when the female ninja came out of nowhere to steal the crumpet.

Team NUTMEG prepares for battle.

Under Jose's leadership, the scrubs "dance" gets a whole new meaning.

Greg attempts his newest crumpets strategy:
The Land Mine

In an effort to raise fan support, Robbie does his "Crumpet Dance" and John demonstrates his patented Face-Kick. The Crowd seemed unimpressed.

"Where's Patrick?"

"He's over with the group of volleyball campers across the street."

"Ah yes. Leave it to Patrick to notice them."

Van Helsing, a lumberjack, and a cleaning lady approach Greg.

Greg says, "Is this some sort of joke?"