[0] Yay for surprises!
[0] I'm a Wuss
[0] Rum on the Rocks
[1] Peanuts and Cracker Jacks
[0] Lesbian Jeans Unite!
[3] Beauty is in the eye of the Hive
[2] Idiopathic Chiselbunkers
[0] Upwind Losers
[0] Slay Me, Bellerophon
[2] Irrational Numbers
[1] Soh-Cah-Toa
[1] Weasel Shifters
[1] Flubber Chickens
[1] John Jacob Jinglehammer Schmidt
[1] Aggressive Soviet Rash
[3] I Hear Taupe is Soothing
[0] Super Secret Prohibition
[0] We're Ready to Take Our Crumpets Final
[0] Massachusetts Overlook
[4] QUWEEEP plut (phonetic punctuation for !)
[0] Wascaly Wabbit
[0] Leap Frog Story Pad
[0] Something Crazy
[0] King-Size Mattress
[1] Ich Habe Keine Beine
[0] Schangling Nozzbodies
[0] I Think I Swallowed a Bug
[0] One in Every Four Crumpet Players Has Lyme Disease
[0] Ostrich Face Bat Breaker
[2] Curse of Crumpow
[1] Watery Grave
[0] We're Not Afraid of Tie-Dye
[1] Pat's Johns
[0] Ugly Cow Horn
[1] Don't Step on the Bunny
[0] Smelly Poo
[1] Testicle Festival
[0] We Ain't Got No Mongols
[0] Joe Means Nothing
[0] Stewie
[0] We Shot J.R.
[1] Old Balance
[0] If You Like Jogging, Try Crumpets!
[0] Chocolate Milk Cake Curry
[0] Little Great Wall
[0] Xiang'xau
[3] Fluffy Walrus
[1] Probability of Researching Probability
[0] We're Not Running Anymore
[0] P.O.R.P. for Congress
[0] I Had One But the Wheel Fell Off
[0] Orangeocity
[2] All Hands on Pink Shorts
[0] Shrimp Fingers
[2] You Are Spartacus
[0] Cute Girl, Come Get Your Tennis Ball
[0] Quinn Snyder's Bumblebee Socks
[0] We Don't Need No Sistahs
[0] All Our Base Are Belong To You
[0] Caution! Muskrat with Braces!
[0] Running Squishy Skeleton Car
[0] Stick Right Through Me, He-Man
[2] Schrodinger's Cat
[0] Tree-Huggin' Hippies
[2] Plan B
[0] Sausage Fest
[0] Wampum
[0] I Jacked Myself in the Face
[2] Icky Icky Icky Icky Puckainging Zhoop poing (zowie)
[0] "Hockey Style Dwarves HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE...
[0] The Whole Song
[0] Captain Jack Sparrow is Fabulous
[0] Sixth Wheel
[2] Disinclined to Acquiesce
[0] Why Are You Playing Frisbee When You Should Be Playing Crumpets
[1] Plant it in Her Head
[0] The Jail Bump is Pretty
[0] Lucky Egg
[3] Chipmunk Fieldhouse
[0] Send To: Patrick's Lower Left Leg, Bump That Hurts
[0] Gadget Challenged
[1] We Like Lumps in Our Gravy
[1] Really Large Unattractive Truck
[2] Attack the Darkness
[0] Kiss the Red Apocalypse
[0] We Be In Trouble
[0] That Works for Me
[0] Kind of Erotic
[1] Sweet, Sweet Goo
[1] Get Off The Field
[1] Nifong Connector
[0] Rubber Band Testicle Clamp
[0] Sweet, Sweet Goo
[0] Roy Who?
[0] Roy Who?
[0] Wet, Hairless Seal
[0] Temujin Says
[0] Don't Drown, Kids!
[0] Hooked Bacula
[2] Wankle Rotary Engine
[0] Evolution is Real
[0] Matt, Put Your Clothes On
[0] We Love You, Cletus
[1] Beakers
[0] Pink Socks are SOOOOO Cool
[0] Moldy Logic
[0] Jump Shake Your Booty
[0] Crumpet Out of Hell
[2] Oh Good, My Dog Found the Chainsaw
[0] Turn Your Head and ::cough::
[1] Yeah, I'm Gonna Have to Have you Come in on Sunday
[0] Mine's Not Merely Twisted, but Actually Sprained
[1] Swiss Cheese Defense
[0] Hairy Toaster Leaves Dog
[0] Terpsichorean Piffle
[0] I Saw a Dog, So I Said It
[1] By The Power of Greyskull
[0] We Reject Jose
[0] Dill Pickle Blimp
[1] Hey Bald Guy, That's Phog Allen
[0] Feloniously
[0] Uncle Sam's Big Brother
[0] Trampled by Darwin
[0] 'Fore T' Wits
[0] Grandma's Crotch Bullseye
[1] Robbie is Hotter Than Melissa
[0] Justin Serves a Purple Scrub
[1] We Want Prosthetic Foreheads
[0] Electric Kool-Aide Acid Test
[0] Based on Head Size
[0] Excommunicable Disease
[0] Jared's Sweaty Buzz Cut
[0] Dr. Beat
[1] Crystal Mephistopholes
[0] You'll Poke Your Eye Out, Kid
[0] Wacky Rotation
[0] Fupp Ducts
[0] Please Nip Our Buds
[0] PE Teachers
[0] Turn Around, Don't Drown
[0] Long Legs, Short Shorts
[2] Fat Man in a Sombrero
[0] Testes...Testes...1....2.......3?
[0] Chicken Courdon Paisley
[0] My Bum is on the Drain
[0] These Colors Don't Rhyme
[0] I Love Jeff City
[0] Yellow Speckled Nose Lizard
[0] Buttercup
[0] Loop Me Up
[2] Texas Chainsaw Mass Choir
[0] Orange Goat Cheese
[0] Bum Lookers
[0] You Always Whiff
[0] Super Happy Fun Patrol
[0] Do You Have A Name For Us Yet?
[1] Venus Envy
[0] Sticky Wet Beard
[1] Perpendicular Fruitcake
[0] Detroit Rioters
[1] e^((i)(pi)-1)
[1] B Porn Squad
[0] Purple Pineapple Pants
[0] Yellow Sub with Dell Pickles
[0] Nothin' Beats Rock
[0] Except Paper
[0] Anime Girls
[0] Eat My Schwartz
[0] You're So Far Away
[2] 54 is the Loneliest Number
[0] Kind of Claustrophobic
[0] Touched by Cyclops
[0] Losers Walk Like a Suitcase Full of Waffles
[1] ConcuBinary Code
[0] Small and Broken
[1] Stop Speaking in Cursive
[0] There's no Place Like Home
[0] Window of Beans
[0] Patrick's Not Very Professional
[0] Traditions Night is Over Here
[1] Annorexic Dromedary
[0] Crawfish Catchers
[0] Red Bull Sucks
[0] Give Us Red Bull
[0] We're the Same, but Tiny
[0] Fuzzy Dice Clay
[1] Meadow Muffins
[0] Jalopy
[2] Thor's Target
[0] Furries Rock My World
[0] Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
[0] Shorts
[0] Oh What a Beautiful Morning
[0] Fuzzy White T-Shirt
[0] Lend Me Some Sugar
[0] Justin, Get Over Here
[0] Cuddling With a Transvestite
[0] Door Device Police Dudes
[0] OH! Get it OFF!!
[1] Patrick's Coming Out
[0] You're Wearing Orange For Me
[1] Ach die Liebe! Goose!
[1] Soggy Crumpets Wearing Jeans
[0] Kauai Red-Eye
[0] Beluga Whale Tomboys
[1] Buxtehuda's Warriors
[0] Quick! It's Getting Dark!
[0] Take Our Picture
[0] Los Arboles
[0] Break-Dancing Amphibians
[1] Sticky Wickets
[0] Giggle Acorn Killers
[0] Canteloupe Peelers
[1] Robbie's Cup
[0] Clan Dumb-Ass
[0] Silver Truck, We See You!
[0] Rookies Make Us Hott
[1] The Guy in the Back is Greg
[0] We Live Behind a Radio Station
[1] You Remind me of Somebody
[0] Hot Dirty Mush Mush
[2] Lobotomized Dandelion
[0] Charfuschia Crocodile
[0] I'm Gonna Chartreuse!
[1] No Pooftas
[0] Pretzel Pooftas
[1] Hydrant of My Affection
[0] Intellectual Property Rights
[0] Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a Fie
[0] IDBLA (I Don't Believe In Acronyms)
[0] none
[0] none
[0] Leap Frog Lilly Pads
[0] Loaf Pinchers
[1] Strive for Mediocrity
[0] Poo Poo Platter Feeds Me Good
[0] That's All We've Got
[1] Sad, Melancholy, Broadness of Power
[0] Fresh Meat of Bel-Aire
[0] Rye Shot Gone Awry
[0] Neocastrians
[0] Michigeese
[0] Final Combination
[1] Orange Doughnuts
[1] Dodgers to the World Series
[0] John's Shirt is Upside Down
[1] Between 1 and 1
[1] Football Implants
[0] Six Kids, Blue Wedding
[0] Hey Jake Gifford, do you need Special Ed?
[0] Priest Haters
[0] Torquey O'Butt
[0] Grab the Bull by the Oysters
[0] Anti-Freeze Pops
[0] We Support Al Qaeda
[2] Vote Wind for Governor on November Second
[0] We Feel Happy!
[0] I'm a Cardinals Fan Now
[0] Melissa's Harem
[0] Purple Ninety
[0] We're Waiting for Robbie
[0] We Have Gas
[0] We Are Sausage Fest
[0] Football is Waiting for Robbie
[1] Double Your Shoes
[1] Wind for the Secretary of Interior
[0] Write it Up
[0] Relax, Football Players
[1] We Love Emporia State
[1] We Might Be Shallow
[0] I Have a Cupcake
[0] John's on Our Team
[0] Government Employed Trial Lawyers
[2] Crumpets Performance, Minor in Losing
[0] John, Justin, Melissa, Patrick
[0] 47 Orthopods
[0] Burning time at the Steakhouse
[1] Next Week on Fox
[0] ????
[0] He's the Brian Who Came With Kyra
[1] Protractile Iambic Pentameter
[0] Osama Bin Goose
[0] You Throw Too Late
[0] Just Go Up There, John. Hit It!
[0] Yes! Teflon me to the ceiling!
[2] We've had Dumber
[0] What Game We Playin, Man? ... JIVE TURKEY!!!
[1] Annoying is 1/3 of the Battle
[1] Snoop Dogg Eat Dog
[0] Unholy Jeans
[0] Keep us From Being Naked
[0] Worst Fight Scene Ever
[0] We're Just Standing Here
[1] Hawaiian Tea and Crumpets
[1] Generic Boy Band
[0] Hyardees
[1] Floundering Mudpuppies
[0] Domestic Purplehairs
[0] I Hate the Color Orange
[1] Alter My Ego
[1] Bring Me My Brown Pants
[0] Pee Me a River
[0] We Peed in the Trough
[1] Things that Make Us Go Splat
[1] Jayhawk Basketball is Held Together By Duct Tape
[0] Shuck the Cornhuskers
[0] Warlocks Are Cool
[0] High and Mighty Dry Side
[1] Pizza Hut Panda Pizza Pandemonium
[0] We Speak Very Well Mud
[0] Our Parrot Knows That Song
[0] The Water is Surgically Sterile
[2] Pedro Offers You His Full Protection
[0] Chamber Pot in a Kettle
[0] It's not the Wind, it's Our Goalie
[0] Made of Plastic, it's Fantastic!
[2] Dysternal Infunction
[0] Commandeering Your Mom's College
[0] We Share Three of the Same Mothers
[0] Can't Talk, Seeing Flanders, Later Sex
[0] Bulbous Bouffant
[0] Sine Nomine
[2] Danpires
[0] We Don't Know What We're Yelling About
[0] New Lip Piercing
[0] When in Rome
[0] Across, I'm Open
[0] Yeep, bdeep, bdeep, That's All Folks!
[0] Tau's a Reject
[0] Start Crying, I'm Hungry
[0] Little Yellow Chickens
[1] Something Derogatory
[0] Pictures Steal Our Soul
[0] Good Ol' Rock
[0] Severely Attenuated Jetstream
[0] Left Wing Conspiracy
[0] Who Wants to be Captain?
[1] Go Nevada
[0] Navy Rules
[0] Pain in the Arch of My Back
[1] Siblings Make Us Hot
[1] Snap Into A Slim Jim
[0] Kansas is Flatter Than Illinois
[0] Our Sport is Called Field Crumpets
[0] Can't I Just Take Pictures of Girls?
[0] New Sport to the Left
[0] Genuine River Deer
[1] Happy Birthday Melissa
[0] Orange Sticks
[1] I'm Not Running
[0] Jose is a Pretty Pretty Princess
[0] Let's Both Lose
[0] The Cheese Stands Alone
[2] Duck Duck LOSE!
[0] Shapes are Stupid
[0] Rhombicuboctahedron
[0] Bob's Candy Shack
[0] We Missed the First Game, Except Justin
[2] The Price is Wrong, Biscuit!
[0] This Isn't Belly Fat
[0] Spotted Tiger Cats
[0] Ahh, the Petal is Pretty
[0] You're the Bees Knees
[0] Death to Rabbits
[2] Retroactive MapQuest Denial
[0] Pantless Mel and the Blue Socks
[0] Yes It Is
[0] Zero is Not A Number
[0] Just to Spite Greg
[0] Purple is our Favorite Flavor
[0] Clueless is as Alicia Silverstone
[0] Do You Have a Gas Cap for a Yugo?
[0] There's No Such Thing As Turbo Snails
[0] Here. I'll Stand and Brace Myself
[0] Frisbee-Throwing Hippie Lightning Rods
[0] Alaska? Wow, that's a long drive!
[0] Terrible Two-Twos
[0] Haven't We Played Them Before?
[2] We're Shaking it Like We Mean It
[0] Put Your Game Smiley On
[0] Short-Tempered Steel
[1] You Are the Pan
[0] Hyperactive Graduation
[0] Camelback! Made With Bits of Real Camel!
[0] So Long and Thanks for All the Fish
[1] So Long and Thanks for All the Meat on Sunday
[0] Damn Him and His Fresh Legs
[0] Double XL
[0] We Need Something Short, Like Q
[1] The Answer, My Friend, Is Smiley In the Wind
[0] Born on the Kansas Coastline
[0] It Looks Like We're Losing Charge
[0] We'll Remember it for You, Wholesale!
[1] Galactic Crumpets Bypass
[1] Hi, I'm Barbara!
[0] Yes, I am!
[1] Chips Ahorio
[0] Watch Out For That Tree
[0] Creative Gear Has Disappeared
[0] Frothy, Rabid Peach
[1] Robbie Means That Much To Us
[1] Timmy Has Drowned in the Missouri River
[0] Blank Stare Out of the Sun
[0] Swamp Thing Swimming Up the Kaw
[0] Radioactive Battle Wounds
[0] Barmacidal Tendencies
[1] Fighting our Inhibitions
[0] Our Chuckers run 6 to 8 minutes
[0] Lame Conversation
[1] You're Going the Wrong Way
[1] Something Random, Something Silly
[0] You Can Have Greg, We Don't Want Him
[0] You've Got a Gnat on Your Head
[1] Lazy Kevins
[0] Snoodling in the Night (sung)
[0] Heffalumps and Woozles
[0] Cake Jumpers
[0] She Wasn't Making Fun of Me Talking With My Hands
[0] This is Gonna Be Ugly
[2] Pineapple Upside FentCake
[0] I'm Wearing KU Shorts
[0] KU Wears Your Mother's Combat Boots
[0] Our Brains Aren't Working
[0] We Can Juggle, Too!
[1] Hey, Where'd Our Audience Go?
[1] A Fat Sandtrap
[0] 50% More
[0] We Need One More Person
[0] Crumply Crumblers
[1] I Saw Pooh and That's What I Thought Of
[0] Bloodless Vampires
[1] I'm Slightly Distorted Today
[0] Bad Attempt at Humor
[0] I've Got a Rumbly in my Tumbly
[0] Mini Looney Martians
[1] Jason and the Leftovers
[0] Rad Chiles
[0] Gold Medal Crumpets, 2012
[1] We Should Have Farkled For The Dead Guy
[0] Heather Will Make the Difference
[0] We're Not Intimidated
[0] Excluding 42
[0] Squishy Corn Chip
[0] Gaseous Nobles
[0] These Sorts of Plans Never Work Out
[2] D'Cube Lizard
[0] Angry Waffle Irons
[0] Valiantly Trying to Have Fun Without Justin
[0] Whatever You Think, Greg
[2] Whacker-Ball Revolutionaries
[0] Do the Hokey Pokey and You Turn Yourself Around
[0] Short Team Names Are No Fun
[0] Flying, Non-Defensive Letter
[0] 18.5 Scrubberies
[0] I Just Had One in the Car
[0] Oooo....AAA!!!!!...awww.
[0] There's No Wind
[0] I Got it Out of My System
[1] Anti-Contrivation Assosciation
[1] We Still Have the Runs
[0] Low on the Green Component
[0] Myperactive Crumpet Monkies
[0] Psychadelic Wombat
[1] One-Kitten-Power Engine
[1] Saurkraut Burst
[0] We're Slime-a-phobic
[0] We're Working on It
[0] Kansas City Royals
[0] Questionable Sushi
[1] Our Dog's Name is Hampster
[0] Scab Pickers
[0] Death Field of Dreams
[1] Undefined Range
[0] Shuman Farms Heads of Lettuce
[0] Elysian Fields
[0] Our Mom is a Rhombus
[0] Robbie and Greg, Together Forever
[0] Oh My God! They Killed Justin!
[2] Triangulation Station
[0] Creative Rhinitis
[0] 75% of Both Sides
[0] Made From Real Gorilla Chest
[0] Homeland Security
[0] Fond of a Little Skullbuggery
[1] Evil Numbered Eggs
[1] Don't Blame Us, We Picked the Other Guy
[1] I Got the Princess, That's the Ball
[0] IL didn't get to Pick
[0] Why Does My Glove Not Feel Right
[1] To Serve the Princess
[0] Where have all the crumpeters gone?
[1] If you're not here, you suck.
[0] The Sky is Pretty Purple
[1] Is the trading line dead?
[1] Air Quotes
[0] I only want to be with you (dum dum dum)
[0] Dad and Two Other Guys
[1] Everyone is ignoring me for once
[0] Trapezoids 'R' Us
[1] Princess Shrinky-Dink
[0] Ferrets in the Wheel
[0] Hava Nagila - What's a Nagila?
[0] I Got Nothing
[1] I'm a Bit Moist as Well
[2] I'd be a Fool to Change Now
[0] Chase the Yellow Butterfly
[0] Five Days!? But I'm Mad Now!
[0] We're Losing, We Need More People
[0] 369 to Diarrhea
[0] 2(Greg) x Diarrhea
[0] Extreme Couch Surfing
[0] Aquinas Crumpets 2005
[2] Hippogryffidae
[0] Play the Strategeridoo
[0] Corn Nuts
[0] Come Back With My Endophalus
[0] We Submit to the Tiger Claw
[1] Loss of Personhood
[0] The Ones Who Play Bridge
[0] Swing, Swang, Swung
[1] Atomic Leaf Fellowship
[0] We're Playing for the Injured Boy
[0] I'm Goalie
[0] I'm Goalie
[0] I Prefer Epee-age to Foil-age
[0] Something Mispronounced
[0] We've Got One of Yours
[2] Victims of an Erroneous Captaincy
[0] Spiderman's Outta the Closet
[0] Batman and Spiderman in Couple's Councilling
[1] We're a Giant Spider that Eats People
[0] Rabid Gravy Rising in the Gorge
[1] I Like My Other Fiance Better
[0] The Acorns
[0] Coach of the Sharp Stick
[0] All Hail Coach Gimpy
[0] Bob's a Horse
[0] Mel, X's answer is Y!
[0] Mess With My Donkey
[0] Beer Pants
[0] Infinite Luminous Caterpillar
[1] Backpackula
[1] C-B-C-G
[0] Shadowbox Dancers
[0] Hit it to a Boy
[0] Estrogen Overload
[1] Little Sharks with Napsacks
[0] Flaming, Fluffy Flapjacks
[0] We are Getting So Hot, We Wanna Take Our Clothes Off
[0] Scarred by Smiley
[1] I Like My Defense Tight and my Offense Fast and Loose
[0] Drowning the Playa
[0] Let's Put it on a Snapple Bottle
[0] Heliocentric Fallacy
[0] Confusion Excursion
[2] 3-Layer Melcake
[0] Edward Cork Hands
[0] Half of Them Suck
[0] Warning! Thanks, Bob
[0] Haz-Mat Spill on Aisle 9
[0] Eww, It's Stuck in my Nose
[2] The Longer we Wait, the More She Jigs
[2] Evil Moustache Veto
[0] Armpit Face
[0] Administration of Justice
[0] Please Don't Pull My Spine Out
[0] David, Pick Up Your Phone!
[2] Previously Undiscovered Species of Sausage
[0] Banana Shaped Chicken Wire Mold
[0] You Know Enough People Around Here, You Find Someone to Shack With
[0] Dan's a Pimp
[1] Evil Robot Trusses
[0] Bangs Cover Foreheads
[1] Dick Cheney's Hunting Party
[1] Seagull ex Machina
[0] Swimming Purple Weasel
[0] That's not a Sewing Machine
[1] NounVerbers
[0] We Smell Like Ocra
[0] I'm Pretty Sure You Made That Word Up
[0] I'd Rather be a Window Than a Eunuch
[0] Eggball Paresan
[1] C Prompt
[1] Who Let the Roof Off
[0] Hairy Balls
[0] Version 2.0
[0] Never Threw Rock
[2] Albinos With Blacklights
[0] Li'l Bathing Suit With Hat
[0] Laura and the Girls
[0] Red is 50/50
[2] I'm Right Behind You
[0] Keep Your Thumb Behind It
[0] What's the Matter with My Fat Balls?
[0] Flubber Bubble Ball Goes Dung
[0] We're Just Lying on the Ground
[0] Our Back Post is out of Line
[1] We Like Our Steaks Woody
[0] Grouchy Gopher Gang
[0] Super Mario Bomb Squad
[0] Bridge Over Lake Pontchartrain
[1] Roadkill Rorschach
[0] They've Gone Plaid
[0] Electric Nozey Badgers
[0] Gak on my Head
[1] We Pwn Nubs
[0] Kierkestentialism
[0] Laura and her Enchanted Esquilax
[0] I Dream of Robbie
[1] Close Your Eyes and Think of MacGyver
[0] The Skulls on our Shirts Usually Have Hair
[0] Buddy Christ
[0] Bloomin' Iris
[0] Let's Get Physical
[1] Pete, Pete & Repeat
[1] Sweater Tees
[0] Don't Read This at Work
[0] We're Gonna Lose
[0] Snoodling Isn't Working
[0] Butt Paste
[0] What's My Multiplicitive Identity
[2] Pi > Cake
[0] Green Shirt Brain Drain
[0] Celodon Verde
[0] Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me
[0] There's a Pretzel Over Here, Be Careful
[0] Yicky Green Creatures
[0] Purple, Green Monkey Snot
[0] Utah Them
[0] Greg Directions Good Give
[0] Alcoholic Saurcraute
[0] Your in on our team
[0] Our team can't pull it together
[1] I love that demented penguin
[0] Straight Scissors
[1] This Stake's Not Well Done
[2] Two-Headed Belly Captain
[0] My Duodenum is Getting Sweaty and Bent
[0] Steven Hawking's Football Boots
[0] Facetiously Boding Abacus
[0] *Whine* Stop Moving
[0] I wish my girlfriend wore a yellow jersey
[0] Stylish Farkling
[2] I wouldn't say I'm fresh
[0] You are my sunshine, my only sunsine
[0] Something to do with yellow jersies
[0] Inbed Florida England Oranges
[0] I have a squishy eggplant in me
[2] Newton's Law of Ferrett Transfiguration
[0] Quasi-Whimsical Jiggery-Pokery
[0] Kids Get Off The Lawn
[0] Scratch is hard to live up to
[0] Balls are emerging from Justin's Head
[0] We Bewaring Lame Egg Ducks
[0] What happens if there's a crack in it
[1] Something squared Greg as late as possible
[1] It Comes In Clumps
[0] MC Hammer Suit Riot
[1] Segway Polo Crumpets
[1] Spruce Goose
[0] Flower Power Rainbow Ponies
[0] Rabbits Filled with Pink
[0] Internet is for Porn
[0] Too Much Pasta
[0] We are the Stupid Heads
[0] Reality Farkling
[0] Deletion of the Bearded Dwarf
[1] Apprentici of the Cheese
[0] Waiter, there is a fly in my vomit
[1] Anatidaephobia
[0] Crunkets
[0] Buffalos on a Submarine
[2] Why use a jackhammer when you can use an antelope instead
[0] Bumbling Whiners
[0] Stay Away from 3
[0] This Field is Über Small
[0] Drawing a Blank
[0] We can count to Calculus
[2] You Can't Cast Wrath of God at Instant Speed
[1] Hangover Dan and the Birthday Express
[0] Platypus Flavored Combat Boots
[0] We are a Putt Putt Golf Course
[0] We missed the memo about wearing green
[1] Derivative of Fish is Fish Sticks
[0] Duck Sauce
[1] Oops I got Dusted Again
[0] Two Cadavers and a Mountain Goat
[0] Epiglottis 'R' Us
[0] Sherpa Stomp
[2] Harry Potter & the Dead Mouse
[1] Balonium Sandwich on Rye
[0] Half You're Team are Wearing Sunglasses
[0] Ziggy Today
[1] We are the Brute Squad
[0] We need pink fuzz
[0] Let's go with another one
[0] Quantum Tunnelers
[2] Where's a mud puppy when you need it?
[0] Anti-crayon sharpeners
[2] Ninjas in flying hampster suits
[0] Hampsters in Ninja Suits
[0] Don't take the stuff if you're not going to show
[1] Don't Hit Melissa's Knees!
[1] We're Missing Something
[0] What Other Funny Team Name Can We Come Up With This Week?
[2] We're Sick of Artificial Snow Crumpets!
[0] Pinky Bleeders Anonymous
[0] Kappa Ski Cell
[0] Our Gong is too Loose
[0] Sleepy Time Snowman
[0] Jaundice Soldier Escalation
[0] Mumsimums
[0] Ice Ball for Assistant Chancellor
[4] Wendy's: Now Serving Headless Frosties
[2] Fuzzy Ant Wizards
[0] Chipotle Burrito
[1] Monkey's Racehorse
[0] 1% of the World
[0] John's Not Going to Score
[0] Administration of Vengeance
[0] We're So Bad We Need a Coach
[3] My Sibling Lives in the Attic and Eats Fish Heads
[1] Always the Bridesmaid
[1] Never the Bride
[3] Harbinger of Efficiency
[0] Aim Low
[0] Eric and the AngelCats
[1] Festival of Meats
[1] Pirate Labor
[0] Should we Reconsult?
[1] I've Got a Squint in My Eye
[1] Misplaced Pianos
[2] Zuckerman's Infamous Pigs
[1] Lime in the Coconut Verbs
[0] Rusty Olde Crumpeters
[1] My Face is Starting to Look Like a Strawberry
[2] Horticulture of Justice
[1] Octogenarian Octipi
[1] Chipped Rubber Causes Foot Cancer
[0] Crumpet Formerly Known as Smiley
[0] Not for the Name
[0] Late in Coming
[3] Knees are Imminent
[1] Same Room Brothers
[3] It Hurts to Laugh
[0] Freeze the Refrigerator
[0] Bang Bang Ryan's Silver Crumpet Stick
[2] Ripe for Destruction
[0] We Are the Crevasse, Goo Goo ga Jewb
[1] Anal Probe Gentiles
[2] It's Pat!
[0] Snarfle Pods from Arkansas
[0] Neon Green Machine
[0] Woo Woo (twirling fingers in the air)
[0] ?
[0] ?
[2] The Crumpunctuals
[0] Crumpet Susceptible Succotasche
[0] Ride the Train
[1] Not in Front of the Kids
[0] Can we Play Your Sport?
[2] Gleeful Leap to Freedom
[1] Yellow Fire Hydrant of Doom
[0] Worldwide Exclusionist Club
[0] A-Flat Hexachords
[0] We Can't Think of a Name
[0] Bloody Blue Suede Shoes
[0] Boege Family Singers
[1] The Yellow Smiley Tastes Better
[2] I Can See Clearly Now The Light Is Fading
[0] Quarter Game Survivor
[0] Pretty Orange Cones
[0] It's Primetime!
[0] Watkins Memorial Health Center Until Someone Gets 5 Points
[1] 21st Place is the First Loser
[0] Where is Everybody?
[1] Two Guys, a Girl and a Crumpet Ball
[1] Vacancy
[0] Our Shadows are in the Sinkhole
[0] Snork Smurfers
[2] Complex Bistromathics
[0] Sick & Injured
[0] We Use Chuck Norris in Our Commercials
[0] Merciful Crumpeteers
[2] Ignorance is Hurting Someone
[0] Upwind Jerks
[1] 2nd Team Chief's Players
[0] Radioactive Snow Bunnies
[1] Blood Sucking Space Virgins
[1] Youth Group Vampires
[0] Stop, Trip and Roll
[0] Icecicle Beards
[0] Don't Forget the Three C's - Coffee, Crumpets and Construction
[0] Dandelion Heads
[1] Slightly Off Kilter
[1] A Tisket, A Tasket, We Suck At Crumpets
[0] I'm Always Zelda
[2] Requiem for a Smiley
[0] It's Not Fair, You Have a Dog
[0] Smiley, Breakfast of Champions
[0] It's Easier in Colorado
[0] Sine Nomine
[2] Keebler Orcs
[0] Come Get Our Stick
[0] Wimpering Cold Toes
[0] They Crunched Us
[1] Sloppy Red Frogs
[0] We Squatted First
[1] My Little Ponies T-M
[0] Crumpets in a Herring
[2] Use Your Dillons Plus Card
[0] Can We Come Over and Swim?
[1] Holey Undershirt Crusaders
[0] Halfway to Potter's Lamp
[1] Crunchy Kangaroo
[0] Greg's Knucklepucks
[0] Two-foot Wind Tunnel
[0] Goblin Peasants
[2] Crumpet Whisperer
[0] One-Eyed Alligator
[0] Absolute Value of "Aye"
[0] Madness of Mangoes
[0] Short Circuit
[0] Where the Sidewalk Begins
[0] I'm a Kangaroo
[0] Meat-Lovers Crumpets
[0] Sedation Dentistry
[1] Sleepy-Time Crumpets
[0] You're in the Scalar, Charlie Brown
[1] No Country for Charlie Brown
[0] Oz Integers
[0] KU Sucks
[1] Let's Lynch Her
[1] Southpaws Have More Fun
[1] Cool "P" Alliteration
[1] Negative Thermal Expansion
[0] We Have a Contract Out on Us
[1] Red Van Canoe Monkey Bread
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